Hei hvor tiden går. Er det en ting som er konstant, så er det prinsippet om at dess tidligere ei jente blir popstjerne, dess større sjanse for et liv styrt av god, gammeldags destruktiv moro. Britney Spears er naturligvis ikke noe unntak, og når noen nå har sluppet løs teksten til hennes neste singel(?) på internett, er det relativt tydelig at det ikke blir noe rehab på henne med det første. Gjør deg klar for et litterært mesterverk:
"HOLD IT AGAINST ME"
Hey over there
Please forgive me
I’m gonna have some fun tonight
And ain’t that how it should be?
Dancing to my favorite song
All by myself (Loving myself)
And ain’t that how it should be?
Baby, you can hold it against me
But tonight, I’m out on my own
You think I dress to impress them
But tonight, I’m doin’ it for myself
Hold it against me (Just do it)
Hold it against me (Boy, just do it)
Hold it against me
But when I go home tonight,
I’ll be by myself (Loving myself)
You think you’re a rockstar
Coming on over to my party
That this tight ass dress is for you
Thinking that’s how it should be
Dancing to my favorite song
All by myself (Loving myself)
Baby, you can hold it against me
But tonight, I’m out on my own
You think I dress to impress them
But tonight, I’m doin’ it for myself
Hold it against me (Just do it)
Hold it against me (Boy, just do it)
Hold it against me
Just do it, just do it
Just do it, just do it
If you hold it against me
I won’t mind, cause babe
It’s just not our time
And if you wanna dance
You might as well ask (My girlfriend)
As I’ll be on the dancefloor
All by myself
All by myself
Baby, you can hold it against me
But tonight, I’m out on my own
You think I dress to impress them
But tonight, I’m doin’ it for myself
Hold it against me (Just do it)
Hold it against me (Boy, just do it)
Hold it against me
baby, you can hold it against me
But tonight, I’m out on my own
You think I dress to impress them
But tonight, I’m doin’ it for myself
Hold it against me (Just do it)
Hold it against me (Boy, just do it)
Hold it against me
Hold it against me
Hold it against me
Virkelig? Vi aner et nytt nivå av plagsomhet når disse ordene får melodi i mars 2011. Da slippes nemlig Britneys syvende album. Ikke hold det mot oss, men vi kan nesten ikke vente. (via Just Jared)